Garfieldt’s Guide to Avoiding Early Mornings: The Art of Snoozing In

Good evening, Night Owls!

I am Garfieldt, sharing my expert tips on avoiding early mornings. As a cat of the night, I have perfected the art of snoozing in and avoiding those pesky early wake-up calls. Here’s how to enjoy your mornings in a state of blissful slumber.

The “Pretend to Be Asleep” Technique:

When Jon’s alarm goes off, use the “pretend to be asleep” technique. Curl up in a tight ball and look as cozy as possible. The more convincing your act, the better your chances of staying in bed. The goal is to make Jon believe you’re in the deepest of sleeps.

The Strategic Positioning:

Position yourself strategically to block any attempts at waking you up. This could mean sprawling out in the middle of the bed or snuggling up to the most comfortable spot. By taking up as much space as possible, you minimize the chances of being disturbed.

The Art of Ignoring Alarms:

Ignore alarms and wake-up calls with practiced indifference. If Jon tries to coax you out of bed, simply continue your nap and pretend not to hear. A little strategic ignoring goes a long way in preserving your sleep.

The Perfect Nap Location:

Find the perfect nap location that’s away from early morning disturbances. This could be a quiet corner of the house or a hidden spot where you can snooze in peace. The key is to find a spot that’s both comfortable and out of the way.

The “Five More Minutes” Strategy:

Master the “five more minutes” strategy by setting your internal clock to snooze mode. When Jon’s up and about, stretch and yawn as if you’re about to wake up, then settle back into a deep sleep. It’s all about those extra minutes of rest.

With these tips, you’ll master the art of avoiding early mornings and enjoy your precious sleep. Embrace the night and savor every moment of your cozy slumber!