Hey Clever Cats!
Garfieldt here, with my top strategies for avoiding the vet and staying comfortably at home! While visits to the vet are sometimes necessary, there are ways to make sure you stay home and enjoy your favorite lounging spots as much as possible.
Mastering the “Hide and Seek” Game:
If your human cannot find you, he cannot take you to the vet. When you sense that a vet visit might be imminent, use the classic “hide and seek” tactic. Find a cozy hiding spot where your human won’t easily find you. Under the bed, behind the curtains, or in a high perch are excellent choices. Just be sure to stay quiet and calm.
The “Play Dumb” Technique:
If you’re aware of a potential vet visit, employ the “play dumb” technique. Act aloof and uninterested in any signs that might suggest a trip to the vet. When your human calls you or tries to get you into the carrier, casually ignore them and go about your business. When out of sight, RUN!
Feigning Illness:
Another strategy is to feign a minor illness. This can be done by displaying signs of lethargy or disinterest in activities you usually enjoy. Just be careful not to overdo it, as your human might be worried and take you to the vet even sooner! A subtle approach is key.
The “Carrier is a Bed” Approach:
If you must be in the carrier, transform it into a cozy spot by adding a soft blanket or pillow. By making the carrier more inviting, you might make the experience a little more bearable. However, it’s also a great way to reduce your human’s inclination to take you to the vet in the first place.
The Art of Distraction:
Create distractions to divert attention away from the vet visit. Knock over a toy, create a commotion, or engage in playful antics. By keeping your human occupied, you can buy some extra time to avoid the dreaded trip.