Cooking with Garfield: Easy Recipes Inspired by the World’s Laziest Cat

When it comes to food, Garfieldt is a true connoisseur. Known for his love of all things indulgent—especially lasagna—Garfieldt’s culinary preferences are all about flavor, comfort, and especially ease. Here are a few of Garfieldt's favorite recipes, that receive his famed paws of approval, featuring everything from classic lasagna to comforting casseroles and cheesy delights.

Whether you’re a devoted Garfieldt fan wishing to follow in his culinary footsteps or just in need of easy comfort food, these recipes are simple, delicious, and require minimal effort. Throw on some music, roll up your sleeves, and let’s get cooking with Garfieldt!

 1. Classic Lasagna

Nothing screams “Garfield” like a piping-hot lasagna straight from the oven. This easy lasagna recipe keeps things simple without sacrificing flavor—perfect for anyone who wants a satisfying meal without too much fuss. Prepared quick and easy for maximum flavor!

Ingredients:

• 1 lb (450gr) ground beef

• 1 small onion, chopped

• 2 cloves garlic, minced

• 24 oz (700ml) marinara sauce

• 15 oz (425gr) ricotta cheese

• 1 large egg

• 3 cups shredded mozzarella cheese

• 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese

• 9 lasagna noodles (no-boil if preferred)

• Salt and pepper, to taste

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C).

2. In a large skillet, cook the ground beef with the chopped onion and garlic until browned. Season with salt and pepper, then stir in the marinara sauce. Let it simmer for 5 minutes.

3. In a mixing bowl, combine ricotta cheese, the egg, and half of the mozzarella cheese.

4. In a 9x13-inch baking dish, spread a thin layer of the meat sauce. Layer with 3 lasagna noodles, spread a layer of the ricotta mixture, then add more meat sauce. Repeat the layers, ending with noodles and sauce on top.

5. Sprinkle the remaining mozzarella and Parmesan cheese over the top.

6. Cover with foil and bake for 25 minutes. Remove foil and bake for another 10-15 minutes, until bubbly and golden. Let it rest for 10 minutes before serving.

 2. Cheesy Garlic Bread

Garfield knows no lasagna is complete without a side of delicious garlic bread. This cheesy garlic bread recipe is quick to prepare, with gooey cheese and plenty of garlic flavor.

Ingredients:

• 1 loaf French bread, cut in half lengthwise

• 1/2 cup butter, softened

• 3 cloves garlic, minced

• 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese

• 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese

• Fresh parsley, chopped (optional)

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 400°F (200°C).

2. In a small bowl, mix together the softened butter and minced garlic. Spread this mixture evenly over both halves of the French bread.

3. Sprinkle mozzarella and Parmesan cheese on top.

4. Place bread on a baking sheet and bake for 10-12 minutes, until the cheese is bubbly and golden.

5. Garnish with chopped parsley, if desired. Serve warm and enjoy!

 3. Lazy Lasagna Casserole

For those days when you want lasagna flavors without the layering, this lazy lasagna casserole is ideal. Packed with all the cheesy, saucy goodness Garfield loves, it’s perfect for busy weeknights.

Ingredients:

• 1 lb (450gr) Italian sausage

• 24 oz (700ml) marinara sauce

• 1 cup ricotta cheese

• 3 cups shredded mozzarella cheese

• 12 oz (350gr) pasta shells, cooked al dente

• Fresh basil, chopped (optional)

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C).

2. In a skillet, cook Italian sausage until browned, then stir in the marinara sauce.

3. In a large mixing bowl, combine cooked pasta shells with ricotta and 1 1/2 cups of mozzarella cheese.

4. Pour half of the pasta mixture into a 9x13-inch baking dish, layer with half of the sausage sauce, then repeat with the remaining pasta and sauce.

5. Sprinkle the remaining mozzarella on top.

6. Bake for 25-30 minutes, until cheese is melted and bubbly. Garnish with fresh basil, if desired.

 4. Mac 'n Cheese Supreme

Mac 'n Cheese is always a favorite comfort food, and this Garfield-approved version adds extra cheesiness and a hint of garlic for an irresistible flavor.

Ingredients:

• 1 lb (450gr) elbow macaroni

• 4 tbsp butter

• 1/4 cup all-purpose flour

• 3 cups milk

• 3 cups shredded cheddar cheese

• 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese

• 1/2 tsp garlic powder

• Salt and pepper, to taste

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C).

2. Cook macaroni according to package instructions, then drain.

3. In a saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Stir in flour and cook for 1 minute.

4. Slowly whisk in milk and bring to a simmer. Stir in garlic powder, salt, and pepper.

5. Add cheddar and mozzarella cheese, stirring until melted and smooth.

6. Combine cheese sauce with cooked macaroni and transfer to a baking dish. Bake for 20-25 minutes, until bubbly.

7. Garnish with a bit of chopped parsley, enjoy

 5. Meatball Subs with Marinara

Garfield’s love of Italian flavors extends to these meatball subs. Easy to make and incredibly satisfying, these subs are great for lunch or a quick dinner.

Ingredients:

• 1 lb (450gr) ground beef

• 1/4 cup bread crumbs

• 1 large egg

• 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese

• 1 tsp Italian seasoning

• 1 cup marinara sauce

• 4 hoagie rolls

• 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 400°F (200°C).

2. In a bowl, mix together ground beef, bread crumbs, egg, Parmesan, and Italian seasoning. Shape into meatballs.

3. Place meatballs on a baking sheet and bake for 15-20 minutes.

4. Warm marinara sauce in a skillet, then add meatballs to coat.

5. Place meatballs in hoagie rolls, top with mozzarella, and broil until cheese is melted.

 6. Cheddar & Bacon Potato Skins

Perfect for snacks or as a side dish, these cheesy bacon potato skins are loaded with flavor. They’re simple to make and feature that irresistible combination of cheese and crispy bacon.

Ingredients:

• 4 large russet potatoes

• 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese

• 4 strips bacon, cooked and crumbled

• 1/4 cup sour cream

• Chopped chives for garnish

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 425°F (220°C).

2. Prick potatoes and bake for 45 minutes until tender. Cut in half and scoop out most of the flesh.

3. Fill potato skins with cheddar and bacon, and return to oven for 10 minutes.

4. Top with sour cream and chives before serving.

 7. Triple Chocolate Brownies

No Garfield-inspired menu is complete without dessert. These rich, fudgy brownies are loaded with three types of chocolate for an indulgent treat Garfield and any chocoholic would adore.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup butter, melted

• 1 1/2 cups sugar

• 1 cup cocoa powder

• 1/2 tsp salt

• 1 tsp vanilla extract

• 3 large eggs

• 1 cup flour

• 1/2 cup chocolate chips

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C).

2. In a bowl, mix melted butter, sugar, cocoa powder, and salt. Stir in vanilla and eggs.

3. Fold in flour and chocolate chips.

4. Pour into a greased 9x9-inch pan and bake for 25-30 minutes.

These Garfield-inspired recipes are ideal for anyone looking to indulge in the cat’s favorite comfort foods. From cheesy classics to rich, sweet desserts, these excellent dishes capture Garfield’s essence: hearty, delicious, and easy enough for any home cook to make.

Halloween Costume

 

Garfieldt’s Guide to Dealing with Seasonal Changes: How to Stay Cozy All Year Round

I'm Garfieldt, sharing my top strategies for dealing with seasonal changes while staying cozy and comfortable. From chilly winters to warm summers, I’ve got the tips you need to make the most of every season.

Winter Wonders:

In the winter, staying warm and cozy is a top priority. I recommend investing in extra blankets and finding the sunniest spots in the house. I love curling up in a pile of warm blankets and soaking up the sunlight that filters through the windows. Keep an eye out for any spots where drafts might sneak in and stay toasty!

Springtime Bliss:

Spring is all about fresh air and new beginnings. Open your windows to let in the breeze and enjoy the blooming flowers. I like to find a sunny spot where I can bask in the gentle warmth and watch the world come back to life. Spring is also a great time for a little extra grooming to shed that winter coat!

Summer Sunshine:

Summer means heat, but that doesn’t mean you have to suffer. Seek out cool, shaded spots to stay comfortable. I prefer lounging on the tile floor or in front of a fan. Make sure to stay hydrated and find places where you can stay cool without overheating.

Autumn Comfort:

Autumn brings cooler temperatures and a cozy vibe. It’s the perfect time to enjoy warm naps and comfort foods. I love snuggling up with a soft blanket and watching the leaves change color. If Jon is baking something delicious, it’s the perfect time to be extra charming and get a few tasty treats!

Year-Round Tips:

No matter the season, one thing remains constant: comfort is key. Keep your favorite spots cozy, adjust your lounging habits to the weather, and always be prepared with a soft blanket or pillow. With these tips, you’ll stay comfortable and cozy no matter what the weather brings.

Embrace each season with comfort and coziness. With these tips, you’ll enjoy a year-round haven of relaxation.

Garfieldt’s DIY Cat Furniture Projects: How to Create Fun and Functional Furniture for Your Home

Hello, Crafty Cats!

Garfieldt here, sharing my favorite DIY cat furniture projects. If you’re looking to add some fun and functional furniture to your home, these projects are perfect for you. Let’s get creative and make your space both stylish and cat-friendly!

Cat Trees and Scratching Posts:

Create your own cat tree or scratching post using basic materials like wood, sisal rope, and fabric. Customize it to fit your space and provide multiple levels for climbing and scratching. Add some cozy bedding to make it extra inviting. A little table to eat lasagna would be the finishing touch.

Window Perches:

Build a window perch to give yourself a cozy spot with a great view. Use sturdy brackets and a cushioned platform to create a comfortable resting area. Secure it properly to ensure safety and stability.

Cat Shelves and Climbing Walls:

Install cat shelves or a climbing wall to add vertical space to your home. Use wooden shelves or platforms mounted securely to the wall. Arrange them in a way that creates an interesting and engaging climbing route.

Interactive Toys and Feeders:

Create interactive toys and feeders to add enrichment to your home. Use materials like cardboard tubes, plastic bottles, and small containers to make treat-dispensing toys or puzzle feeders. Customize them to suit your preferences.

Cozy Beds and Hideouts:

Design cozy beds or hideouts using soft fabric and cushioning. Create a snug and inviting space where you can curl up and relax. Use materials like fleece or felt to add comfort and warmth.

With these DIY cat furniture projects, you’ll enhance your home with fun and functional additions. Get creative and enjoy the process of making your space both stylish and Garfieldt-friendly!

Poor Odie

 

Garfieldt’s Tips for Surviving and Thriving During a Move: How to Handle Relocation Like a Cat Pro

 Hello, Relocating felines!

Look below to see my expert tips for surviving and thriving during a move. Relocating as a cat can be a stressful experience, but with a little preparation and strategy, you can handle it like a pro. Let’s dive into the essentials for a smooth transition.

Preparation is Key:

Start preparing for the move well in advance. Familiarize yourself with the new environment if you can and arrange your belongings in a way that makes the move easier. Pack your essentials, including your favorite toys, bedding, and food, in an accessible spot. Don't forget to pack your secret lasagna stash! Try to make Jon forget to bring Odie to the new house.

Creating a Safe Space:

Once you arrive at your new home, set up a safe and comfortable space for yourself. This should include your favorite bedding, food, and toys. Having a designated area helps you adjust to the new environment and feel secure. Make sure Jon stays out of your space.

Gradual Exploration:

Introduce yourself to the new home gradually. Start by exploring one room at a time and slowly expand your territory. This approach helps to reduce anxiety and allows you to adjust to the new environment at your own pace.

Maintaining Routine:

Try to maintain your regular routine as much as possible. Stick to your usual feeding times, play sessions, and nap schedules. Make sure to eat enough lasagna. Consistency provides a sense of stability and helps you adjust to the new surroundings.

Seek Comfort:

If you feel stressed or anxious, seek comfort from familiar items or routines. Use your favorite blanket or toy to provide reassurance. Additionally, spend quality time with your human to help ease any feelings of unease.

With these tips, you’ll handle your move with ease and adjust smoothly to your new home. Embrace the change and enjoy your new surroundings!

Jon vs. Garfieldt: The Epic Battle Over the Last Lasagna Slice

Hey, Lasagna Lovers!

Do you want to join me while I recount one of my most epic battles? The fight for the last slice of lasagna! Jon and I have had our share of culinary showdowns, but this one was truly legendary. Let me take you through the drama and excitement of that fateful day.

The Setup:

It was a typical Saturday night. Jon had made a glorious, mouth-watering lasagna, and the aroma was simply irresistible. As the evening wore on, Jon and I both eyed the last slice of this delicious creation. Jon, in his usual oblivious fashion, thought he could just waltz away without any consequences.

The Tactics:

Knowing Jon’s weakness for distraction, I put my plan into action. I pretended to be deeply engrossed in a nap, while covertly positioning myself for a quick grab. Meanwhile, Jon was busy reading the newspaper or something equally trivial, completely unaware of my devious plot!

The Showdown:

As Jon got up to answer the phone, I saw my chance. I leaped with the grace of a leopard and made a beeline for the lasagna. But Jon was no fool; he heard the telltale sound of the dish being moved and raced back to intervene. Was my plan about to fail?

The Outcome:

In a dramatic twist, lightning fast Jon managed to save the lasagna, but not without a lot of drama and chaos, I was not about to give up easily. The last slice was divided under the strictest of negotiations—Jon got half, and I got the other half. Justice was served, and so was the lasagna!

Remember, in the world of lasagna, it’s every cat for himself!

Lunch time

 

Garfieldt’s Guide to Mastering the Art of Hiding: How to Disappear When You Need to

 Greetings, Fellow Felines and Covert Operatives!

Garfieldt here, ready to reveal my top tips for mastering the art of hiding. Whether you’re avoiding unwanted attention or simply seeking some alone time, knowing how to disappear effectively is a valuable skill. Here’s how you can perfect the art of hiding like a pro.

Choosing the Perfect Hiding Spot:

The key to effective hiding is choosing the perfect spot. Look for places that are both out of sight and comfortable. I prefer hiding spots that are cozy, like under the bed or behind a pile of laundry. The more obscure and snug, the better.

Blending In with Your Surroundings:

To disappear effectively, blend in with your surroundings. For instance, if you’re hiding in a pile of clothes, make sure to curl up tightly and keep still. The goal is to become part of the environment, making it difficult for anyone to spot you.

Using Distraction Techniques:

Sometimes, you need to use distraction techniques to draw attention away from your hiding spot. Create a diversion by knocking something over or making a noise elsewhere. While everyone is focused on the commotion, slip away to your hiding spot.

Mastering the Art of Silence:

When hiding, silence is crucial. Avoid making any noise that could give away your location. This means no rustling, meowing, or sudden movements. The quieter you are, the more effective your hiding will be.

Timing Your Escape:

Timing is everything when it comes to hiding. Wait for the right moment to make your move. If someone is approaching, stay hidden until they pass by or get distracted. Once the coast is clear, you can emerge from your hiding spot.

Following these hiding tips, you’ll master the art of disappearing and find the perfect spots for your moments of solitude.

Garfieldt's Book Club: Cat-Approved Reads

When it comes to literary tastes, who better to trust than the lasagna-loving connoisseur himself?  In this blog post, we invite you to join "Garfieldt's Book Club" and explore a curated list of cat-approved reads that have earned the feline seal of approval. 

Let's dive into the world of literature through the discerning eyes of everyone's favorite cat.

1. "The Cat Who Could Read Backwards" by Lilian Jackson Braun  

Garfieldt loves this classic mystery introducing Jim Qwilleran, a reporter, and his clever, no-nonsense, Siamese cat, Koko, who helps solve mysteries. In a world where Qwilleran relies on Koko’s uncanny ability to sense danger and uncover clues, they tackle the mystery of an art critic’s murder.  Reading this book at a leisurely pace on the couch is Garfield's idea of a great afternoon.

2. "The Dalai Lama's Cat" by David Michie

Join Garfield in his cozy corner with this feel-good novel where a stray cat is adopted by the Dalai Lama, giving readers a cat’s-eye view into the serene and spiritual life at a Buddhist monastery. The cat observes the wise teachings and imparts its own brand of feline wisdom along the way. This contemplative, laid-back attitude of the feline narrator is a cat's enthousiast's dream, especially the lessons in napping with a purpose.

3. "Homer's Odyssey" by Gwen Cooper

This heartwarming memoir tells the inspiring true story of Homer, a blind cat whose zest for life and courage transforms his owner’s life. Despite his blindness, Homer’s adventurous spirit takes him on thrilling escapades and proves that being a cat hero doesn’t require perfect vision. Garfield finds Homer admirable, as the story celebrates independence and the importance of comfort—ideals Garfield holds dear.

4. "The Cat Who Went to Paris" by Peter Gethers

This whimsical memoir tells the tale of Norton, a Scottish Fold cat, and his globe-trotting adventures with his owner, Peter. The pair travel the world together, forming a heartwarming bond as Norton’s charm wins over everyone they meet, including the city of Paris. Garfield loves this book for its themes of travel and fine dining, all while remaining delightfully aloof and feline.

5. "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats" by T.S. Eliot

A collection of whimsical poems about all sorts of cats, this book served as the basis for the famous musical Cats. From mischievous felines to wise old tomcats, T.S. Eliot creates a world of unique and eccentric cat personalities. Garfield adores the playful portrayal of his fellow felines, especially since the poems capture the complexity and charm of cats without asking them to do anything beyond being themselves.

Garfield's Book Club invites you to expand your reading list with these cat-approved gems. Whether you're in the mood for heartwarming tales, classic literature, whimsical adaptations, or even a glimpse into Garfield's own life, there's something for every reader. So, grab a comfy spot, a cup of coffee, and immerse yourself in the world of literature, as endorsed by the discerning taste of Garfield himself. After all, as he might say, "A good book is like a plate of lasagna – satisfying and best enjoyed at a leisurely pace!" - Links are affiliate.

Garfield being Garfield

 

Garfieldt’s Guide to Surviving a Diet: How to Sneak Treats Without Getting Caught

Are you ready for me to share my top secrets for surviving a diet while still enjoying the treats I love? I'm Garfieldt, I don't do diets. Jon might be on a health kick, but that doesn’t mean I have to suffer. With a few clever tricks, you can enjoy your favorite snacks without anyone noticing. Here’s how!

The Discreet Snack Raid:

When Jon starts talking about dieting, it’s time to execute the discreet snack raid. This involves sneaking into the kitchen when he’s not paying attention and locating any hidden treats. Look for leftovers, snacks, or anything else that might be tucked away. A quick and quiet raid ensures you get your treats without drawing attention.

The Art of Stealth Eating:

Eating treats stealthily is an art form. Find a quiet corner where you can enjoy your snack without being observed. Use your paws to discreetly pull the treat closer and enjoy it at a leisurely pace. If caught, act innocent and blame it on Odie—he’s always a good scapegoat.

Mastering the “Accidental” Spills:

Sometimes, the best way to get treats is by “accidentally” spilling something that Jon has to clean up. For example, if you knock over a bag of chips or a bowl of leftovers, you can enjoy the mess while Jon deals with the cleanup. Just make sure to act as surprised as he is!

The Power of Subtle Persuasion:

Use subtle persuasion to get Jon to share his treats with you. Try the classic “sad eyes” technique or follow him around with a hopeful look. If you’re really good, you might even get a few crumbs or a small bite of what he’s eating. Timing is everything—strike when he’s in a generous mood.

Creating Distractions:

Creating distractions can also help you get what you want. While Jon is busy dealing with Odie or fixing something around the house, take the opportunity to sneak a treat or two. Use the chaos to your advantage and make sure you get your share before things calm down.

With these sneaky tips, you’ll be able to enjoy your favorite treats without sacrificing your diet. Happy snacking!

The Lazy Cat’s Guide to a Productive Day (Without Doing Anything)

 Hello, Fellow Lounge Lovers!

I'm Garfieldt, your resident expert on doing absolutely nothing while still feeling like you’ve accomplished something. Yes, I’ve perfected the art of lazy productivity. If you’ve ever wondered how to get through the day without lifting a paw, read on!

Mastering the Art of Strategic Napping:

The first step in a productive lazy day is perfecting your napping strategy. Don’t just nap anywhere—choose spots that maximize both comfort and visibility. This way, you can keep an eye on everything that’s going on without actually participating. I find the best spot is usually a sunny patch on the couch or a cozy corner of the bed. This way, I stay involved in the household’s activities while conserving energy.

The Power of Selective Attention:

Being selectively attentive is key to maintaining the illusion of productivity. Pay close attention to moments when Jon or Odie are active, then use those times to stay comfortably positioned and observe. If anything important happens, you’ll be the first to know without having to move a muscle. It’s all about knowing when to appear interested and when to zone out.

Perfecting the Art of the Strategic Stretch:

Occasionally, you’ll need to stretch to maintain your aura of laziness. A good stretch can make you look like you’re actively participating in the day’s events while still staying comfortably in place. Stretching is not only a great way to look like you’re doing something productive, but it also helps to keep your muscles loose for those rare moments when you actually need to move.

The Ultimate in Minimal Effort:

If you absolutely must be “productive,” opt for tasks that require minimal effort. For instance, you can help Jon with his work by sitting on his paperwork or lounging on his laptop. This way, you’re still involved in the action without actually contributing. It’s a win-win situation: Jon thinks you’re helping, and you get to stay comfortable.

Embracing the Art of Subtle Influence:

Sometimes, the best way to be “productive” is by subtly influencing others to do the work for you. Use your charm and adorable looks to get Jon or Odie to handle things you’d rather avoid. Whether it’s getting them to fetch a snack or play with a toy, your strategic influence ensures you get what you want while remaining stationary.

Until Next Time,

Remember, being productive doesn’t mean you have to be active. With these tips, you’ll master the art of lazy productivity and make the most of your restful days.