Garfieldt here, recounting the trials and tribulations of showering. As a cat who values cleanliness but dislikes getting wet, shower time can be quite the adventure. Here’s how to survive the process with minimal stress and maximum humor.
The “Avoid the Shower” Maneuver:
When you see Jon heading for the shower, execute the “avoid the shower” maneuver. Find the nearest hiding spot and settle in for a nap. The goal is to stay out of sight and out of the splash zone.
The “Wet Cat” Dilemma:
If you find yourself in the shower, embrace the “wet cat” dilemma with dignity. It’s a messy situation, but remember that it’s temporary. Focus on how you’ll look after the ordeal is over and how you can enjoy a good grooming session afterward.
The Towel Recovery:
After the shower, the towel recovery phase is crucial. Seek out a warm, dry spot and give yourself a thorough grooming session. The towel can be your best friend in the aftermath of a shower.
The “Avoid Water” Policy:
To minimize future shower encounters, establish a strict “avoid water” policy. Stay away from places where water might splash, and express your displeasure with gentle, but firm, discontent. A well-timed meow can go a long way in avoiding unwanted water exposure.
The Post-Shower Nap:
The post-shower nap is essential for recovery. Find the coziest spot in the house and curl up for a long, relaxing nap. This helps to get over any residual stress and restore your sense of well-being.
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